Beyonce is just a kid. She’s very pretty but has a bubble butt and is at risk of thunder thighs. Kylie is a 21-year show biz veteran, with the best bottom in show biz, the most amazingly long legs for a girl only five feet tall, a perfectly proportioned body, who never lip syncs, and sees everyone copy from her.

She is a fashion leader. They copy her shoes, her outfits, her backstage logos (Che), her choice of designers (D&G), choreographers, and photo layouts. No one can keep up with Kylie because she is now so confident in her ability to win over an audience with her charm and talent that she is courageous to wear some outfits that end up looking horrible so that she can carry off the ones that look simply fabulous. Willy Baker said that the dancer’s faceless outfits were inspired by Dr. Who and Kylie is well-known to want to play Barbarella. That’s where the body suit came from, like the strip tease in the pink spaceship video.
This tour had the very best Kylie appearance ever, and the very best disappearance as well (Crying Game).

I don’t bash Beyonce because it is an homage to Kylie, but it is so much a rip off, even the dot light background grid, off Kylie, it is kind of funny. Maybe Beyonce, like Kylie is into irony.

Look that up, all y’all dumbass peeps.

———-You can say that 100 times over