Just in time for Halloween, ePiX drops its latest teaser from Britney Spears‘ most recent Tin-man choreographed worldwide trek ‘The Femme Fatale Tour’ – this time giving fans a glimpse at ‘I’m a Slave For You’. The cut, lifted from Brit’s famed 2001 self-titled album, is a haunting reminder of a time when the pop princess was able to distract you from her shameless lip syncing with an engaging performance.
Landing on screens November 12th at 8pm, fans can whet their appetites with this clip from the ‘Criminal’ singer’s showing below:
Sigh. Criminal indeed. Truly Halloween appropriate visual as the only thing more frightening than her seeming lack of care was my urge to spray WD40 on the screen for those stiff dance moves. For, unlike music videos, fancy cuts and editing do not completely disguise what live performances display loud and clear.
Alas, with videos like ‘Criminal’ giving us a bit of the old Brit we came to know and love, here’s to (unrealistically) hoping that future endeavors are more ‘In the Zone’ than zoned out. Because, if Madge, Janet, and J.Lo are still breaking it down on the choreography tip, surely Brit can do more than those mannequin inspired moves.
21 COMMENTS
Matt
October 31, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Britney is a hasbeen now and this is coming from a fan, she will always be the Britney we grew to love but how people can still say she *slays* is beyond me..
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Americanbou
October 31, 2011 at 8:00 pm
I went to this concert so I can say how amazing it was…but this preview made me cringe. Like omg she looked like Rihanna. Slow,sleepy, and drunk. But the concert was good.
-sigh-
let us pray.
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Nahjee
October 31, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Damn that willow smith post ain’t nobody comment on it lmao I guess nobody checking on her lmao sad. But britteny spears I still have a crush on you
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Dustin
October 31, 2011 at 8:26 pm
That was horrible. The weird thing is that when I saw her do I’m a slave for you at staples at the beginning of this tour she ripped the choreo. It looked like old Britney. And I was close… Though I did see her early in the tour. All said, That was a lackluster clip. :-/
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SHIT (U MAD?)
October 31, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Lmao!, I always life when I see METHney Perform ever since the 07 VMAS she has been PURE COMEDY!
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SHIT (U MAD?)
October 31, 2011 at 10:40 pm
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SHIT (U MAD?)
October 31, 2011 at 10:40 pm
*LAUGH* Not Life typo
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trucie
October 31, 2011 at 11:19 pm
ppl calling her a has been. Why the bitch still droppin hits?!
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JohnVidal
November 1, 2011 at 4:21 am
That was horrible. Britney and Rihanna are the most untalented chicks ever. At least Rihanna sing her goat vocals live. Well at least Britney could dance in the past. Yeah, now it´s more clear. They are equaly horrible
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Love on top
November 1, 2011 at 5:11 am
I’m still trying to figure Out the diff between britney then and brit now! She never been a dancer IMO
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Justin
November 1, 2011 at 6:52 am
@ LOVE ON TOP
She was an amazing dancer before. She was the only one doing double back flips, back bends, and all sorts of tricks on tour. Her “Onyx Hotel tour” had great dancing. Great footwork and very precise moves. TBH she could dance better than J. Lo at her prime. Only She and Janet and probably Paula Abdul were the great dancers.
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Dane
November 1, 2011 at 7:28 am
um, ok…kool.
P.S. 1. Britney always looks pretty. 2. @the photo …that costume doesn’t look hot at all! smh..she looks ‘shapeless’ in that photo. hotmess.com *in my Tamar Braxton voice*
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ASAP (As Sincere As Possible)
November 1, 2011 at 7:53 am
I can see the improvement compared to ‘Circus’ which was a nightmare.At least now, I can see that she can follow the pace of the song, synchronize with the dancers (even though the moves are basic, so it’s not hard to synchronize) and her moves seem more solid and studied than what she displayed in 2007-2009.However, saying that she has a LOOOONG way to go until she goes back to being a great performer is an understatement
‘Femme Fatale’ is probably one of the best pop albums of the year, so when it comes to her musical niche (fun pop music) she is still delivering and then some.He fans and her supporters (including myself) can still like Britney for her music even though her performances are not enjoyable enough.She’s still stiff and robotic and she doesn’t look comfortable, but at least she is able to move and execute some basic steps now, which is good for her standards
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ASAP (As Sincere As Possible)
November 1, 2011 at 7:54 am
*her fans
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November 1, 2011 at 8:18 am
The best tour of this year!! <3
The End!
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MaRyanCarey
November 1, 2011 at 8:28 am
I love Britney, and have since ’99. I think its unfair to compare her to Janet and Madge, because Britney has “gone through it” in a way that no one really has. Britney is truly a broken person, a busted pop star and a prisoner trapped into performing on stage for the money$$$
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Robier
November 1, 2011 at 1:25 pm
WTF IS THAT? OH WELL MOVING ON
GLAD I WAS ALIVE TO WITNESS HER BEGINNING
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therealest
November 1, 2011 at 1:32 pm
saw her tour in london – it was shit…… & I was a stan
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irene46
November 1, 2011 at 5:07 pm
@ justin…
there is footage of britney’s 20 greatest dance moves and even though i was finally convinced she was a great dancer claiming she was better than jlo is more than going waaay over board. in this footage there were no backbends or flips i you would think there would have been.
i saw the ‘onyx tour’ on cable and i saw no great dancing. isn’t that the tour that was cancelled due to an alledged knee injury?
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sallyone
November 1, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Why does the front of her outfit look so long???
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hd live
November 1, 2011 at 9:00 pm
i can’t wait to buy her new dvd
I love femme fatale tour
best tour of 2011
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