Let’s play a game. A role-play, if you will.
You’re a successful model, who’s made much of your fortune parading as a “singer”. And, yet for all your “achievements”, a number of things elude you – the most notable being album sales.
Indeed, for all your surface success, you still struggle to shift units that truly reflect your “status”.
Keen to prove your worth on your 7th try, what do you do to solve your problem? If your name is Rihanna, ”bizarre” is the only word to describe your answer.
Notorious for her inability to sell $10.00 albums, the Bajan star has conjured up a deluxe “platinum” package of her new LP ‘Unapologetic’, which retails at a recession-friendly price of…
Hilarious, given that her albums take triple the time and marketing spend of other artists to even sell Platinum. Nonetheless, it begs the question of just what exactly fans will get for their coins in this ultra special edition. Well, wonder no more.
According to Rih’s official online store, for 25x the price of the ‘Unapologetic’ CD, you receive…
* A Rihanna Unapologetic 2GB Credit Card style USB Flash Memory Drive with plentiful room for high-definition photos, graphic-intensive documents, videos, spreadsheets, presentations, term papers and music that can be stored and retrieved in a flash.
* A unisex shirt featuring a stunning Michael Muller photo of Rihanna taken during her Unapologetic album photo shoots spanning several weeks. Printed on a black 100% soft cotton shirt.
* 7 Art print 12 x15 lithographs featuring Michael Muller photography, a Magnus Voll Mathiassen illustration and exclusive never-before released Rihanna Unapologeticimages, bound together with her iconic handwritten R logo band.
* 3 Device Adhesives featuring Rihanna’s Unapologeticcover, logo and image, compatible with iPhone, Blackberry and all other smart phone devices.
* 7 Laptop stickers featuring artwork by Mario Hugo,Unapologetic album and “Diamonds” single artwork, and other Rihanna surprises.
* 11×17 Rihanna handwritten personal note to her Navy
* A collectible colored vinyl featuring Diamonds Remixes.
* A Rihanna 3D experience available exclusively in this boxset. Collect this exclusive custom-made white View-Master with silver detail including a collectible vintage reel of never-before-released 3D images depicting Rihanna’s iconic style transformation.