Convenient?
That’s what many are whispering after Cheryl Cole announced her secret marriage to her boyfriend of three months today.
Taking to Instagram, the British chart-topper revealed that she and French lover Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini tied the knot this month; news that comes a week before she releases her comeback single…the aptly titled ‘Crazy Stupid Love’.
Details below…
This caption accompanied a pic of the ring…
I usually do not discuss my personal life but to stop the speculation I want to share my happy news… Jean-Bernard and I married on 7/7/14.. We are very happy and excited to move forward with our lives together..
Hmmm…
Love is love and happiness is happiness, so who are we to judge. That said, the timing of this feels incredibly “interesting”. Even more so when considering that a) ‘Crazy Stupid’ is due out in a week, b) isn’t fairing amazingly on pre-orders or radio, and c) has generally received a mixed response from critics. The marriage will ensure that she’s in the headlines for (at least) a week and thus solidly serves as the kind of promo money couldn’t buy. Coincidence? Who knows. A major help? You betcha.
The union is Cole’s second marriage; she previously tied the knot with UK soccer star Ashley Cole in 2006 (divorcing him four years later). Color us cynical, but that union too also came at the most convenient of times. For those wondering why, Google has the answers. Wink wink.
Who?
Who is this irrelevant h**?
Your fav also stans for her
Who is she?
Your fav stans for her
it’s FARING, you idiot.
What kind of desperate journalism? This is like equating Kanyes engagement to Kim to the start of his tour. Absolute death. Cheryl is always extremely private and if you have any idea about what’s been going on in the press you would know that the press has been asking this question for LITERALLY WEEKS. Cheryl doesn’t need extra promo and the song was always going number 1. Weak shade tgj
Cheryl is talentless garbage. Period. End of story.
“I usually do not discuss my personal life…”
Umm, how bout we discuss who you are first.
your fav rih stans for her clearly someone not been following their fav
Stop the tired shade, honestly. You’re literally always perched in her posts. Get people to remember your fav before you come for others.
the song is in the top 50 on pre orders alone why would she use this smh yall reaching
Screams at the “preorder shade” when it’s selling more than katy, Lana, etc and literally hasn’t left the top 50 on preorders!!!!! This is the uk, not the us!
Um ok. Don’t hang about Cheryl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eoyz_XxgoE
OMG DEAD!! LMAO. I just spit Gatorade in my husband’s face.
LOL! Now that’s funny. Hahahaha
Keep stanning for cheryl babe
Who is this European woman?
#I still don’t know her
Lol @ TGJ!! Drag this unknown woman!
Where’s your fav on the albums chart? SCREAMM
She looks a little like Ariana Grande in that picture… o_O
Who marries someone after only three months? Mess. Best of luck though.
Who sucks d*** on the first date? Lana. Death.
This is probably your weakest attempt at a “drag” yet.
It’s very applicable since the industry knows your fav is an anti feminist, plastic surgery queen, and a s!Ut. So it was an effective drag.
Zzz at these 2012 drags. If you want to go that far back we can drag your fave for being a tasteless chav with the worst tattoo in recent memory and racist who only married a black man for sympathy if you like.
Keep clinging to those few white feminist essays though!
Why are all of your drags subjective? Yet we can look at Lana’s current lyrics and all of my claims are instantly supported. Get your fav some more plastic surgery to fix that disaster if a nose b****.
This Lana b**** is perched up in here when she should be dedicating her time to her fav, who’s getting outsold in the uk by Cheryl’s preorders.
Good for her! I wonder if she’s doing the same outside of the UK/Ireland?
*checks Kworb*
http://kworb.net/itunes/artist/cherylcole.html
I know you’re not talking about sales when your flop fav is doing absolutely horribly, selling less than 20k in her fourth week. Death! And those “few feminist essays” are entirely relevant to her lackluster sales. Listen to her lyrics b****. They’re not “2012 drags” when her current lyrics are literally putting women down. What kind of 1950s trash? Keep trying b**** and pray that your fav gets that platinuMMmm certification.
Seriously who is she?
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! God it will never last!!!!
After doing the research on her previous marriage I see exactly why this article was posted. It seems that she will do anything for publicity as long as it will give her some buzz before a big release or song. Not coming at her talent wise(I actually am a fan but not of the song posted here)but it seems like she is willing to use anyone to get some publicity. When someone marries someone for that how can you really get behind someone who will do anything for good album sales and a charting song.
Yeah, dead at the person attempting to drag someone for getting plastic surgery (like 90% of celebrities in Hollywood) and throwing around “b*tch” and “sl*t” like free candy at a parade trying to come for someone being anti-feminist. Like I said, I doubt anyone cares anymore other than a few white feminists and Jezebel. She’s getting a lot less criticism than she was three years ago.
And still laughing at you trying to drag its sales. If anything you should be dragging the entire industry since the only album that seems to have major longevity in the top 10 now is Sam Smith. Actually, Lana is selling on par with if not better than most mainstream alternative artists like Vampire Weekend and Arctic Monkeys. If you really need a good example of a sophomore slump, look at Foster The People. Their first week was decent but they had a 79% drop afterwards (12K second week), was trashed by most critics, and barely sold 100K to date.
She’s still backtracking on her favs sales. Death. Listen to her lyrics and tell me she’s not an anti feminist. Why are you defending your fav when she’s wrong? And not you trying it again when you literally use f** every single f******* day like the Canadian trash you are. Your fav is flopping majorly. Her biggest european markets are rejecting her. I’m screaming at that. Those arenas did absolutely nothing for her career. Stay seething.