You're right not to buy it. The talentless midget played a show-case for the head of Def Jam in NY; he was his usual dreadful, unmusical self and was instantly dropped. The guys at Def Jam realised that they had signed a turkey.

It probably didn't help that he had stolen the name from a fabulous UK singer,songwriter and violinist.

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