"News Flash Janet,

You still look good for your age, but you need to kill some of your overtly sexual lyrics and images. You do not have to prove to the world that you have grown into a woman. We get that. Therefore, stop giving interviews about your sexual desires, stop taking provocative photo shoots, and stop saying nasty things in your song.

Even Madonna knew to tone it down when she got older. It's just not a good look. Stop being rebellious and try to get the public to forget about your Super Bowl incident even if you were wrongfully mistreated. You know that because you are a black woman and not a white man (Justin Timberlake), you need to do more to get the public's forgiveness.

Therefore, put your clothes back on, give clean interviews and sing about dancing so that you can get back on top."

NO!!!!! PLEASE NEVER STOP! WE LOVE IT!!!!