I don't know why anyone's surprised by Cheryl's song reaching no 1. She posses what clearly matters in the industry - a pretty face and catchy beat and with that, she'll go on to create more atrocious songs that we will all buy into making her rich and blowing up her head in the knowledge that she can sing. Let it be known - GONE are the days where you had to be talent to succeed. As long as you can fake it you'll make it!

Sad but true