It’s official y’all: there’s a conspiracy against Ciara. Beyonce and Rihanna are clearly pooling their pocket money together and bribing CiCi’s team into pile-driving her career into the dirt. Those hoes know that “C.R.U.S.H.”shits on their entire existence, and they don’t wanna risk CiCi comin’ out with another smash and ending their ratchet lives.