The Queen? To be a queen you must be graceful, elegant, have style, have class, be able to exude sexiness without being half naked. Never discuss her age but never deny it; takes it like a badge of honor knowing that because of it she is wiser than yesterday.

With her most recent drunken speaches, awkward behavior, piglet fitting dresses... she nothing but the Baroness of Pop right now... Bimbo Cannon....