Leona, Mariah and Alex all on one song? *DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN*

but why the hell is Cheryl, Miley and (let's be honest) JLS on there? You're gonna have all these powerhouse divas and then Miley with her ho ass screechy self and Cheryl 'i can't even sing my ABCs in tune, oh btw let me whup that black womans ass in a toilet and call her a black bitch' Cole. Hopefully they'll be like Jedward in You are Not Alone and get one line, and Alex can lead like she did on Hero