Hi, my name is Kelis, I just took my husband to the cleaners; we broke-up cause I got 'coked-up' and cheated, on him, with some unknown-wanna-be rapper; and was even dumber when I decide to make sex tape. My husband, Nas, got pissed, but screw-him....I'm 'bout to take him to the cleaners, or "clean-up" after the IRS gets done with HIS ass!

Hey Rihanna, my name is Kelis, I'm what you'll look-like, and'll be doing, in 2-years; Anyone have any cocaine? ...One-line will get you a really great blow-job!

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT!