...Oh, look-at-me, my name is Rihanna, and if YOU don't watch me - YOU'LL be abusing the multitudes of women of planet earth, who are abused and neglected on-the-regular.

I can't REALLY-sing; well, "not-really": I just-can't sing; matter-of-a-fact, if you listen too long, your ears might bleed and you might find yourself - falling to the pavement; paralyzed with the most-serious case of diarrhea anyone lower-intestine should-NEVER wanna see!

...But you needn't worry, I'll distract you; if you can 'look-past' the pounds-of-foundation, caked-and-plastered to my face; 'the-concealer' and the appearance of a Herpes sore ...er...I meant SCAR, and 'convulsive-hip-thrusting,' you just-might like what you SEE! ...I'll 'sell-you-the-promise', of getting some pussy too! ...After all, I-DO like a big dick, oh, didn't you hear? I SAID THAT, during one of my more-well-known interviews; that said, my name is Rihanna, wouldn't YOU want ME as YOUR daughter's role model?

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT!