@Neddir -- Now that's NOT nice! ... What makes YOU think Mike Tyson wouldn't have anything "interlectual" to say? ....Hmm..Neddir, you're what's known as a 'Snob' and 'Elitist!' Let me put it this way, if Mike Tyson has "nothing interlectual to say, or contribute to any converstation," then how would one feel, remain or benefit from having a conversation with your employer/idol/mention? ...That'd be - your "one-and-only" - Robyn Rihanna Fenty!

Hmm.... let's, for a minute, imagine Rihanna and I (X,Y,"and Z) conversating, shall we?

Ri - Oh, you dat fool on them blogs talking shit bout me, ain't you?
X-Z - ...Well, Ri, if you want to call it "shit", then....yes!
Ri- You a piece of shit, you know that?
X-Z- Ri, we know, you and I, can conversate in 'some-semblance' of a "civilized manner," no?
Ri- Fuck U! ....Is that civilzed-enough for you?
X-Z - Well, Ri, coming from you, I couldn't expect 'any-less', now could I?
Ri - Are you trying to "diss" me?
X-Z - Ri, no, as a matter of a fact, that's the closest thing to a complement you'll get out of me in this conversation!!
Ri - Oh, because if you were, I'd call Jay Z! ....You saw what he did to your-boy, Chris, didn't you?
X-Z - Ri, the WHOLE WORLD saw what Jay Z did to Chris!!
Ri - So you're NOW trying to diss my "big-brother?"
X-Z - 'Perish the thought', there is NOTHING I can say thats NOT already been said 'bout Jay Z.
Ri - What do you mean?
X-Z - Well, he DID sell drugs to pregnant women and school-aged children; not to mention stabbing that record producer in the belly - he said and "pleaded-out" to as much!
Ri - You're a fool, and those are lies!
X-Z - Speaking 'bout "lies," Ri, lets talk "Feb 8th 2009," shall we?
Ri- NO!
X-Z - NO?
Ri- NO - "N then an O" -- that means NO!
X-Z - ..... K, so during a recent interview, you said that, that's not a Herpes Sore on your top lip, but a "scar," correct?
Ri - Yes, it's a S-C-A-R - it's not HERPES, azzhole!!
X-Z- But Ri, when one has a "flare-up" and the Herpes Sore forms, it'll form a sore but heal into what looks like a scar.
Ri - Listen butt-head, it's not Herpes, it's a S-C-A-R, it looks JUST-LIKE the S-C-A-R on my vajaja! .... Ooops!
X-Z - .....(pauses in stunned-silence.... seconds seemed like hours) ...Er.. lets move-on, K, Ri?
Ri - K, you know, you're not such an "Fucktard" after all....
X-Z - Why thank you....I guess!

----Pause, to change tapes and batteries .....