@ XYZ, I think it's time to wash the sheets Chris Brown just pissed on.

Why are you always bringing me up when I never addressed you? Am I your new obsession? You and I both know that you are strictly dickly. Plus, you're everything you accuse us of. Here you are once again babbling on frantically about Rihanna (again).

How you doin XYZ? You're so deep in that closet you're finding Christmas presents.