@youputthelimeinthecoconut -- So among your "many-talents", and "extracurricular activities" are, not-only, "trolling the homeless shelters for vagrants": possibly/promise-of, "a husband"; but, as you now-revealed: "GAYDARITRY"?!? ....You're a faghag, as I've said THAT, some time ago!
...Maybe, since you're in search of a husband, you should spend less-of-your-time, "gossiping and spilling tea" with your gay friends, and seek-salvation at your nearest House of Worship? ...Preferably one that holds the Old Testament, Holy Ghost and Speaking-In -Tongues - at it's core!

...And also since you and I had this conversation, on another BLOG, with you, THEN taking a different name, I'll again reiterate/ask: You've NOT seen Chris "dress" BEFORE "Feb 8th/09" have you? If you did, you'd know that-that outfit you saw HIM wear, on Larry King, was NOT the first time he wore a "powered-blue sweater", NOR was/is it the first time he wore a bow-tie! And as you've never been to a FOI rally, OR frequented a mosque, you should "man-up" and approach one of those FOI members and question THEIR sexuality!