X,Y,"and Z", do I need to feed you another "crazy pill"? Who the hell was talking about YOUR gender? And when have I ever addressed you regarding your gender in the first place? There was that one time when I couldn't figure out whether you were a dude or a chick, but that's the only incident I can recall. Anyhow, I fully stand by what I said about this HE-BITCH. Ain't no way in hell Ciara looks better than Rihanna. Even her 4 stans can't deny that.

In regards to my work schedule at the homeless shelter, I always have Sunday's off, so no action today. However you're right about the peeping tom thing, XYZ. Whenever I REALLY wanna get my freak on, I snatch me up a couple of homeless dudes and we ALL take a shower together. You'd be surprised how much stamina a man can build up when he hasn't gotten any pussy in several months. You should try a homeless guy out for yourself, XYZ. You clearly need to get laid, based alone off your obsession for Rihanna.

Anything else, dear? ;-)