Well when you're as ugly as Gaga, you pretty much have to be creative. I mean, she has absolutely nothing else going for her. Put it this way, they're both in the same boat. One has to rely on her exotic looks to go places in her career because a dog taking a shit clearly has more talent than her, while the other is so hideous looking that she needs to use props and gimmicks and costumes to cover up her face, along with trying to pass off her mediocre songwriting abilities and average piano skill as something "great", when a true musician can see right through the smoke, mirrors and bullshit.

Whatever, they both have their strengths and weaknesses. Quit arguing over which one of these whores is better and just enjoy the snow. :-)