...(Channeling my best Rick James) "Cocaine is one-hell of-a-drug!"

I actually just tuned-in to, BET's 106&Park, to give her "fair chance"; my time, would've-been better-spent watching the Netherlands beat Uruguay as-they-are headed-towards the World Cup finals!

Kelis has-all-the-personality of a rolled dollar-bill, with 'cocaine residue' on-one-end, and 'mucus and nasal dead-skin', on-the-other! Is she trying to introduce us to Euro-Synth Pop?! Kelis, we natives are-just-fine; we like our Cornbread, Greens and Chicken "just-so" ...!! And, in-the-event, it-ain't-poppin'(?) ... Well, that's why, God-the-Almighty, done-made Hot Sauce ...!!

So-please, Kelis, can you and Kelly Rowland "ply-your-trade" on-any-a 'Autobahn on-ramp', or 'M1 rest-stop?'

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT ...!!!