SMART, SHE'S TOURING EUROPE FIRST AND NOT THE USA. RECESSION AND TICKET SALES FOR B-C LISTERS ARE DOING TERRIBLY. POOR KELIS. 23 DATES FOR EURO TOUR KINDA SUCKS ON THE PAPER END. WILL SHE EVEN BREAKEVEN?? THOSE ARE NOT HUGE VENUES. SMALL THEATRES. DOES EUROPE EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS?? LOLZ.