My God! She's sooo FAKE-already! ... From "the-throwing-and-sweeping-around of that hideous-Walmart-wig-of- hers," to her fake-laughter; wait-a-second, I'm having a vision; a premonition of-sorts:

1.) Kelly Rowland will sell in-the-way Kelis-did during HER first weeks CD sale.
2.) Kelly Rowland and, her-sista-in-baldspot: Naomi Campbell, will score lucrative endorsement contracts with/for Dr. Luster's Miracle Grow hair tonic and scalp rejuvenator.
3.) That Rich-Old Fat-White Man, she-was-trying-hard NOT-TO-BE-SEEN-being-pictured-with, will suddenly die, of a massive-heart attack and leave his vast-fortune to Kelly, but his many bastard children, he fathered with his OTHER dark-skinned concubines will contest and win said fortune, in-tact!
4.) With then-Photoshop being-then-made far-easier to use, there'll be a plethora of dark-skinned stretch-marked, skinny-bowed-leg wannabes coming-for Kelly, Ciara and Brandy.
5.)Brandy will spend, the rest of her "pop-life" trying to convince us she's into black men and that her "association" with Flo-Rida and Professional Athletes are-just-that: just-for-show!
6.)Ciara, 'will wind-up being' the "Thursday-night bedwarmer" for some still-in-the-closet European Banker, whose-fortune he-squandered, but has managed, to keep it hidden by-way-of "Off-Shore Holding-Corporations."
7.) ... And lastly, Kelly; Kelly Rowland will cease trying to "fool-us-out-of-our discretionary funds" and come-to-the-realization that she was "Beyonce's 'talking-shadow' for a reason!"
She'll die, a most-tragic death when, on a Quantas flight from Sydney to Frankfurt, her wig becomes unglued, slides-off her scalp, then-exposing her 'Naomi Campbell-like hairline' and "similar-and-many bald-patches." The flight attendant, bearing said-witness, began screaming "for her to get back to coach", this had awoke, a-startled-Kelly, and she'd instinctual, grab her lacefront and brush, making a mad-dash to the rest room's mirror, but just-before-so, an even-more-startled 'Sky Marshall' had unholster his service-revolver, and "put down", what had seemed-to-him, to be an Al-Qaeda Operative "in-drag" ...!!

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT ...!!!