I have no-idea why 'Ms. Kelly' didn't-ask-me:

... How 'bout, "If you don't buy this CD, I'll sit in front of your homes and "sing and dance" till you do, buy my CD!"
... How 'bout, "I can't sing NOR dance, but I can pay folks to Photo Shop the-hell-outta my picture, and fool you into spending your hard-to-come-by "discretionary income!"
... How 'bout, "I'm-better-than Rihanna, so buy this CD!"
... How 'bout, "I'm-better-than Kelis, so listen to my music, and buy my CD!
... How 'bout, "If God had wanted "the truely talented" to sell CDs, he'd not have invented Photo Shop; Rich-Old White-Horny-men who lust after any-and-everything NOT-white-skinned!
... How 'bout, "I'm better than them OLD BROADS: Tony Braxton, Janet Jackson, Lil' Kim and the res-a-dem "cobwebs havin' skanks/dried-out ...!!"
... How 'bout, "If you buy THIS CD, on my next CD, I'll do a "Dis Knowles Track ..!!"
... How 'bout, "If you buy THIS CD, you'll no longer have to feel guilty 'bout not supporting dark-skinned artists ...!!!"
... How 'bout, "If you buy this CD, I'll not think: 'there's one born everyday,' I'll just chalk-it-up-to that-ever-so-true "Mcluhan-ism": The Medium IS the message!!!!
... How 'bout, "If you buy this CD, I'll sit and read "Alice Walker" to you and you'll never-again have to feel guilty when you see a White Cop assault a Black Man!
... How 'bout, "If you wanna shut-Sam/Trent-up, then buy my Gat-DAM SHIT ...!!!"
... How 'bout, "If you don't buy 'dis-shyt-herr,' I'll just find another Rich-Old White Man, to finance my NEXT no-selling-shit, and-THEN-put out, 10-more,'no-sellin shit' ...!!!" ... And THEN, you'll-have-to-put-up-with, Sam/Trent, hyping-up/lying-to-y'all-bout, more-of-my garbage: 'no-sellin'-shit' ...!!

... See(?) .... all Ms. Kelly had-to-do, was-to-ask ...

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT ...!!!