Lil' KIm: "I'm still relevant."

X,Y,"and Z" to Lil' Kim: "NO, YOU'RE NOT ..!!"

Now, unless-you-can build-you-a "Giant-Time Machine" and zoom-us-all-back to the 1990's ...(?!) ... Stay in the 'burbs and collect, what-little Royalty-checks you've-got coming-in!
(We ALL-KNOW, it was Biggie who wrote some, if-not-all of-your, best/well-known shit!)

Some of these bitches are under-some-sort-of ... "spell"; some-one been-talking-to-'em, in-their-sleep! ... Maybe it's their stylists, "who-need-the-work" and can use anything-out-of-a-bottle/jar, "to cover-up/mask the worry-lines/wrinkles" and divert-out-collective-attention away-from-the-fact-that-these 'no-talent bitches' "weren't hot" .... when-they-were ... "hot" ...!!

NO-TALENT BITCHES (who're-in-need-of immediate psychiatric-evaluation):

1.) Lil Kim.
2.) Khia (just brought-up-a-little-of-my breakfast with-the-very-mention).
3.) Jay-Lo (Latinos deserve so-much-better! But "why even-bother," when you've got-the- likes-of-a Christina Aguilera and Shakira?)
4.) Miriah Carey
5.) ... the last and certainly-NOT-latest to add to my "you're NOT talented/you had your shot, now have a seat" list (?) ... Kelly Rowland!

And Trent/Sam, MY PROMISE STANDS: If I see ONE-more "White Rapper posting" up-on TGJ, I'll bring my considerable-focus and bear-it-down-upon, your precious "Beyonce-don't-need-a back-up-singer-no-more, that's-why-you're-NOW 'on-your-own' Kelly Rowland" ... !!!

... I swear, these bitches must have watched reruns of Jurassic Park, and-think-that --- since you can "de-fossilize Dinosaur-DNA remains: hatch-and-grow baby T-Rex" you can 'revive shit' that-done-got "mushed-into dark-heavy crude," and meant-to-find it's-way in someone's gas-tank and-outta-some-tailpipe ...!!

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT ...!!