The Dream HIMSELF is a failure!

" I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be a malicious person or wish harm to anyone, especially those I love or the mother of my child. "
What do you call canoodling with your jumpoff on a public beach where you can be spotted?

" I’m sorry for the embarrassment to everyone involved!"
He embarrassed himself the MOST by being topless at the beach with an UGLY jumpoff, but I guess birds of a feather...

"If there’s anyone to blame and you can’t fathom this happening, please blame me and me alone for not being upfront!"
We do. YOU lied and YOU stepped out of your marriage. At least divorce Christina and have respect for her and YOUR child!

" I’ve cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I’ve tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming."
When did you try to take your life? Was it somewhere between the clubbin' you were doing while Christina was at home with Violet and sleeping with your assistant?

"But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not “Superman” and its okay to lose sometimes…"
Go on ahead and blame ya Mama...NOW he wants to me a mama's boy. Too bad he couldn't respect his daughters mother!

Verdict: The Dream is an EPIC fail, this won't help his sales, and Christina will be ok!