1.) Rude Boy (ON MUTE) by Rihanna. Why? Just-in-case, I have to test my Laptop Battery. I can't think of "no-more-appropriate accompaniment", to "draining-the-life" out-of-something, that-without-it, I couldn't function!

2.) Disturbia (ON MUTE) Co-written by Chris Brown sung by Rihanna. Why? ... Giving CBreezy his props; his paper; still reminding y'all that-that boy is a "triple-threat."

3.) 'Stupid in love' (ON MUTE) by Rihanna. Why? ... Cause I'm imagining what Alexis Jordan is doing/thinking. And-just-what 'sort of sales' she-would-do, given her talent; her-given "Rihanna's chances; Def Jam's resources!"

4.) 'Te Amo' (ON MUTE) by Rihanna. Why? ... My Laptop has 2 processor-chips and I can think of no-better-way to overload 'em to the-point-of "utter-fatigue and failure!"

5.) 'So Hard' (ON MUTE) by Rihanna. Why? ... Well, the silence will let me imagine just-how-much of-a-fool L.A. Reid is now-seen-as in "The Industry!"

I"m glad it's only 1-5, I really had to look-up her songs; didn't know any-of-'em ...

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT ...!!