Neyo looks toooo happy, like Kandi just gave him some how-to-keep-a-good-man advice:

Kandi, Kandi I just don't know what to do ...

Now Neyo, I KNOW how to find AND KEEP, a GOOD-man ...

Tell me Kandi, tell me? I went so-far, as to try this Asian dude. I peeped 'round corners and shook-out the bushes, making sure no-one would find out. Shyyyyttt, I even flew-out-to Japan to go see him. Their "boy-boy clubs" are REAL DL, and there ain't the sort of paparazzi,i you have over here, OR in Europe ; - 9 (wink).

Neyo, do you cook for him, clean for him, run his bathwater, clip his toe-nails, kiss the crust from his eyes, when he wakes in the morning and/or massage his feet, at night ...??

Yes, I been ALREADY did that, looong ago ...!! You ain't tellin' me nothin, those already in the "Dekalb County man-love no-heartbreak registry; been-ALREADY studied/practiced that ...!!!!

Hmm, Neyo ... this IS bad. This requires me referencing my "Sister-Johnson man-keeper soak-up/loak-up play/prayer book" ...!!!

Hurry Kandi, hurry, I don't wanna loose "Mr. Sweet-Sushi Delight," ... hurry ....

No, Neyo, we can't hurry shyt like this, if we do, we might get it wrong and you'll wind-up with some sort of "Kate plus Eight" sort of situation ....

Oh, hell naw, bad-enough I have to stand THIS close to you and look at your Naomi Campell/30-year-old Kelly Rowland "absentee edges ..."

Niggah, oh-no, you didn't go there?

Kandi, you didn't know?

Neyo, you a ungrateful, ashy, mop-a-floor, shoe-shining Niggah! No-wonder you can't keep a GOOD-man ...!!!

Kandi, I'm just sayin' -- why you gonna leave the house, wearing a sleeve-less, and you still got 5-o'clock shadow peeking-out from under your arm pits, that's just not-so-cool, Kandi ...!!

See, that's YOUR problem Neyo. That's just why you can't get nor KEEP a GOOD-man. You-angry, Neyo, you're JUST SO ANGRY ....!!! And that's just where we'll start, with your "anger issues ...!!"

Kandi, I don't know what it is, I'm just always throwing-shade at Chris Brown. I mean, I don't mean to, but the words coming outta my mouth, just do what they wanna do/go where they wanna go, you know?

You're soooooo right, Neyo. I've read, upon them blogs, you talking 'bout Chris, and I'm telling you, it's NOT a good look, you know? And what's up with you and that "I got a woman pregnant; see, I'm not gay" shyt?
You ain't seen The Dream and Christina Millian? ... And we done-ALL-know that dude gay-er than a Craig's list "meet-up at-Piedmont Park-after-dark" ad!

Kandi, you-ain't NEVER lied; dude so-sweet, he can reverse vinegar into wine! I don't know what Christina was thinking, you know?

Neyo, in any case, let's get back to your ..."anger issues" ....

con't ....