@DanBOfficial -- R.I.F...

tmz.com/2009/03/09/brown-wants-misdemeanor-plea-no-jail-time/ --

"We're told Brown's people have consulted with outside legal eagles -- including law school professors -- who have said Rihanna's own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony category. Sources say Rihanna was the first one to strike -- slapping and striking Brown "numerous times" while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman. And Rihanna was fighting Brown."

"MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY - COME QUICK - THOSE BAD, BAD MEN, FROM TEAM-BREEZY, SHITTED ALL-OVER OUR THRONE..!!"

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT...!!