@RoyalKev, Beyone Queen of Pop&Soul, SkunkyPop, & The Kiddz

Some Janet stans believe that Beyonce is just a wannabe, and she’ll never be as big as Janet. The real reason Beyonce gets some Janet stans in a tizzy is because Beyonce is the new pussy on the block and has the kind of career Janet used to have (plus Grammys and live singing) Although you can see some Janet influences in a lot of newer artists, Miss Jackson was not the alpha and omega of Black female entertainment. Beyonce has shown love to Janet, but she owes a bigger debt to Tina Turner and Diana Ross.

Janet stans live in magical fairyland where Clinton is president, Janet is relevant, and A Different World still comes on every Thursday after the Cosby Show. In this fairyland Janet created the heavens, the earth, wind, water, fire, dance breakdowns, catsuits, and curly ponytails.