Goat Killer
July 9, 2010 at 12:49 pm

*cue my theme music bitces!!!*

thank you for all the support and concern but the goat killer is here!!!!

all non-goats clear the way b/c its about to get messy up in this bitch!

whose the 1st goat to go down? hmm lets take out the queen goat! *shots machine gun into Rihgoats stomach*

whose next? *takes hammer and bangs drfenty brains out! then takes shot gun & shots her in between the eyes, next we skin this worthless bitch and then we throw the remains into a lions den!

next meg, we strangled this trick and throw her into a pool of acid, next we gutt her and throw her remains into a camp fire.

next we have the slutty marymag! were gonna tie this goatslut to the back of a hummer and drag her thru a road of rusty nails and hiv needles. then were gonna throw her remains into an oil spill then set her on fire!

last but not leaser lumineers! were gonna stuff huge nuts down her throat and cut off her air waves, then blindfold her and poke her with hot needles and then beat her w/ baseball bat and then pistol whip her and cut her throat then throw the remains into a sewer!

Do you have unwanted goats in your neighborhood/area? Are goats on tv or air waves that you want to get rid of? If you need Goat Killer’s services please call 555-555-GOAT.