No, Wendy doesn't hold back, and Ci Ci handled the tough questions with grace. I said from the get go that no good could come out of Ciara's running around with sex tape celebutantes and chicks who no one would care about if they didn't sleep with ballers, and look, the majority of the majority of the interview was about her being seen with Kim K and Lala. KELLY ROWLAND, you better pay attention.

This is so sad. No, really, I'm depressed.

Keri Hilson is going to outsell her, and like, why? How did this happen? Jeez . . .