Z-LIST SINGER BEYONCE HAD A MILLION SINGLES FROM SASHA FIERCE BUT HER IMPACT IS AS MINIMAL AS HUSBAND'S FACIAL BEAUTY!

POOR LESSER DIVETTE BEYONCE, YOU WERE THERE TO ENTERTAIN US WHILE BRITNEY IS RESTING, NOW WE HAVE BRITNEY, GO BACK TO DESTINY'S CHILD AND YOUR GHETTO APE HUSBAND!

OR YOU CAN OPEN IN BRITNEY'S FUTURE TOUR INSIDE THE CAGE WITH THE MONKEYS AND APES, SINCE YOUR FAMILY AND HUSBAND LOOK LIKE GORILLAS!