"he cant sing about sex cause he has no sex appeal"

He has more sex appeal that Drake, but that doesn't stop Drake from talking about "the square root of 69 is 8 somethin'" and crap like that. It would make sense that you would consider sex appeal being more important than singing meaningful songs (which you consider cheesy) and not just songs about sex, considering who you stan for.

And if you weren't such an idiot and actually paid attention to the lyrics in this song that Bruno is singing, you would know that he is not singing a "fairy tale" song as you seem to call it. I would have said something else about if Bruno were considered to be a "male Rih-whatshername" as being an actual insult instead of Taylor Swift, but I won't go there.