Rihanna is in my california king bed as we speak! We are just sitting here laughing at you losers. Rihanna said that her fans are pathetic but keep buying her album and lining her pockets!

While most of you fans are broke and wondering where your next meal is coming from, Rih is enjoying the lavish life eating shrimp and steak!

So type away losers, Rihanna isn't thinking about you!
Now excuse us while we go back to slapping tittays!