Oh please a superstar like no other than MADONNA! Cut it out! I hate the media! What is this bitch Robin talking about? Oh" gag me with a spoon" fat ass Oprah's endorsement might turn me away from Gaga all together! She's okay, I hate her new song and her Grammy performance though!!!

Wait, did some crazy person just say Rihanna's dirty ass was coming for Lady Gage? Coming to what carry her luggage? :-)