HEY LAX:

YOU ARE CRAZY AS HELL? YOU KNOW SUBLIMINALLY PEOPLE PICK NAMES BASED ON WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!! SO, YOU CHOSE THE NAME "LAX". DO U KNOW THAT THE DEFINITION OF LAX DISCRIBES YOU TO A TEE???? DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? LET ME GIVE YOU A HEAD UP!!!

LAX: a) of the bowels : loose, open b) : having loose bowels

SO YOU SEE LAX, THAT'S WHY SH+T IS CONSTANT FLOWING FROM YOU!!!! LOL