Janet wouldn't be anywhere if not for the last name "Jackson" and being Michael's sister. Let's be real. She has marginal talent, at best. Her mousy singing is a joke, her songs are corny and she herself has little in the way of personality. In 2011, the milk is past the point of being sour. But she has enough back catalog now to always be able to go out on these itty, bitty theater tours, playing to those few retained nostalgia fans who're desperate to recapture their lost youth for one night through those old songs of hers.

X,Y, “and Z”— OUT…!!