Rihanna and Britney Spears‘ hotly anticipated ‘S&M’ collaboration surfaced moments ago.

What are you waiting for? Take a listen after the jump!

Hot.Raging.Mess!

Lazy, lacking, and overproduced, folk should’ve known better than to buy into the hype machine for this one. Britney sounds like she’s taking a dump or washing the dishes and Rihanna is…well..Rihanna.

From the lack of new Fenty vocals, to Britney’s awful ‘phoned-in’ ones, this was all flavours of wrong. Yuck.

Hits ‘Play’ on ‘Telephone’…

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