(Hark! ..What new madness is this?...)

Ah...it's Beyonce's 30-something-year-old X-back-up singer AKA "T-H-E Most Photoshopped/Over-Hyped Artist currently in the game!" (second only to rihanna)

She can't sing (she makes Rihanna sound like the second-coming of Leontyne Price).
She can't dance (Dancing..?! ...More like "Air Brakes Left-Foot Stomping").
She has ZERO-stage presence (You'd stand to be more-entertained if you opened a bottle of Motor Oil, sat it on stage, and then watch it Oxidize).

But what she CAN do is to "hold still"..!! "Holding Still" - just enough to have her image digitized and morphed into something she looks NOTHING LIKE..!!

(So again I'll ask...) What does 30-something Kelly Rowland bring to the game? What could she possibly "bring to the table" that you don't already exponentially get in/with Ciara/Teyanna Taylor? They can BOTH out-dance her. Teyanna Taylor can certainly out-sing her. So, I'll thrice ask: Why then "Beyonce's 30-something X-back-up singer...??

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT..!!!