This interview was pure awfulness. Check awfulness #1 :

“1. The entire interview: Beyonce can tear up the stage like no other, but sit her down for a 1-on-1 chat and it’s like watching paint dry. While her carefully constructed good girl persona is supposed to show her in a positive light, all it really does is dehumanize her. Other than the obvious sheer enjoyment she got from chowing down on that scone, everything else felt so sterile and carefully constructed that it was hard to find anything that came out of her mouth as genuine or interesting. It also doesn’t help when you have a host as awful as Piers Morgan delivering the most boring and trite questions imaginable. This 42 minute interview would probably put you to sleep.

I’m gonna have to read through Rihanna’s Twitter timeline just to recover from this snoozefest. Somebody get Beyonce a personality, ASAP!”.