@Judas666 and imgunnacheckuboo –

Skinny-girl cottage-cheese cellulite – NOPE!
PRESENT Hairline – YUP!
Long, lustrous and flowing REAL head of hair – YUP!
At least above-average dance skills – YUP!
International Race-Car Driver Superstar BLACK Boyfriend – YUP!

…As I said, and as the evidence now mistakenly supports: “Simon Cowell chose well..!!”
He didn’t choose the pretense that is late-30-something-year-old FAKE Kelly Rowland!
(this is why they pay Simon the BIG BUCKS..!!)

**Prediction: Kelly Rowland is performing tonight on the BET Awards show, yes? She’ll FALL on stage. She’ll fall like Rihanna just did, onstage, while performing in Edmonton, Canada..!!