I can't at the douche bag that wrote this article. Did the gorgeous Cheryl Cole turn you down for a date? Since when do you have to be able to sing like Whitney Houston to make acceptable pop music? Apparently Britney, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Rihanna, J.Lo, Ellie Goulding, and, well, just about everyone popular right now missed that memo. You have to have the whole package, which Cheryl does--in spades. She's an electrifying performer capable of keeping her vocals clean while performing intricate choreography and commanding the stage. Go learn a thing or two about pop before you go criticising. Cheryl mimed ONE performance (something legends like Britney and J.Lo have done PLENTY of times) and she'll pay for it for the rest of her life.

Eat shit.