WSJ: "So Ms. Rowland, you've so far, after 3-weeks, moved UNDER 150K units. Matter of fact, "Here I Am" has slipped off the Top-40 Worldwide Music Charts (http://www.mediatraffic.de/albums.htm), is Universal/Republic loosing money by investing in you?"

KR: "Wanna see my tits?"

WSJ: "MS. ROWLAND, we (The Wall Street Journal) are a serious and long-standing member of the 4th Estate; I BEG YOUR PARDON!

KR: "Oh, sorry!"

WSJ: *clears throat, regains composure* Ms. Rowland, you've never had a Platinum Certified U.S. OTC Retail CD, nor Single. And your "best year" was in 2002 with your-then debut solo effort: "Simply Deep". And since then, your CDs have returned even less: 2007 1.3-Million Worldwide. What gives?"

KR: "Its Matthew, he hates me!"

WSJ: "Ms. Rolwand, these are SHOCKING allegations you're now making!!"

KR: "And Beyonce too, they ALL hate me!"

WSJ: "Ms Rowland, may we quote you?"

KR: "SURE!! ...Wanna see my tits?"

WSJ: MS ROWLAND..!!!

KR: "Oh, sorry.. My bad!!"

WSJ: "Ms. Rowland, your most-recent U.S. Broadcast Late-Night TV performances were pretty-much panned on the Urban Blogs. What would YOU like to now say to that U.S. audience?"

KR: "They don't like dark-skinned girls and I have a white man (I'd never be caught dead with a black man), so go cop dat "Here I Am"!"

WSJ: "Ms. Rowland, you've had marginal success since your, well-over-decade-ago-days as a member of DC. How did you land that gig as a sitting judge/mentor on X-Factor U.K.?"

KR: "I showed Simon my tits!"

WSJ: "GOOD LORD, MS ROWLAND!!!! If you persist I'll have to terminate this interview..!! I now insist that you conduct yourself in a proper manner!"

KR: "Oh-oh, my bad!"

WSJ: "Ms. Rowland, some might rightfully question your ability to judge or mentor up-and-coming talent, when you-yourself seem..."marginal" at best! What would you say to said "promising talent" who'll THEN question your credentials as mentor/judge?"

KR: "I'd hook 'em up with my wig-stylist, make-up artist and publicist!"

WSJ: "But Ms. Rowland, this seems a bit disingenuous, no?"

KR: "Go tell dat to Rihanna!"

WSJ: "Ms. Rowland, with you being unable to.."motivate" your fan-base, which is reflected in the current woeful "Here I Am" returns, some will rightfully question the rational behind having you included on/in CBreezy's coming "F.A.M.E" tour. That said, how did you managed to get added to that ticket?"

KR: "Oh, when Kerruche wasn't looking, I flashed him my tits!"

WSJ: "MS ROWLAND, your behavior has been nothing short of an outrage and borders on the scandalous! As a representative/agent of the Wall Street Journal, and a nominee AND winner of numerous Peabody Awards, I cannot now, in good conscience, continue with this interview! I'm sorry, Ms. Rowland, have a good day..!!

KR: "...So you DON'T wanna see my tits....??"

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