HELLO U.K.! MY NAME IS KERI, and I'm "The most and oh so-so-so...very"!

I'll soon be doing a few dates in London and Birmingham. It's just a taste I'll be giving you. You see, by now, you've been conditioned to accept "hype and hysteria" and not real talent. I'm talking that "LYING, NO-TALENT HACK:Rihanna," U.K.!

Let me put it to you this way, for us on the "inside", Rihanna is one big "continuous-running joke: She fucks for tracks and swallows for feature appearances" (Think cum-guzzling diseased misery)! She doesn't write, nor can ever claim any "creative credit residuals" for not one of her songs/CDs.
She's just horrible!!

Now I, on the other hand, can claim production/song writing credits! Oh, and I have WAYYYY more $$$ than Rihanna. I mean, everyone in the game laughs at her because we all know the truth: Rihanna is broke and Def Jam gets 90% of whatever she makes! She NEVERRRRR purchased that $10-Million home - NEVER! It was all lies told by her team to keep her "blog relevant"! And I think I should ALSO inform you that she NEVER got $400K/concert - MORE LIES! She was canceling/downsizing her 2010 concerts. There's no concert promoter that'll give "guaranteed $400K contracts" to anyone who can't move CDs, nor is then-after forced to downsize/cancel her tour/concerts - pure fuckry...!!
She's just horrible!!

So look out for me shortly, U.K.! You'll have the pleasure of seeing a true talent; ME!! Oh, and I won't be giving away my London concert tickets and THEN claiming that I "sold-out" the O2; that Rihanna, she's just horrible!!

Oh, before I forget.. Kelly Rowland is my girl, we're kool and all, but I want all of my fans, AND HERS, to "save her from herself, and any further embarrassment": write and "motivate" Simon Cowell. Tell him Ms Keri writes and produces, which makes "Ms. Keri oh so very" more qualified to be a mentor and "JUDGE" of any talent. As I said, I like Kelly, but Matthew Knowles saw, knew and had already figured out what you, the "music buying public," is just now coming to realize: Kelly Rowland is NOT "headline/star" material! She was Beyonce's back-up singer for a reason: marginally talented, with ZERO charisma, and void, of all stage presence..!!!

Toodles U.K., see you in October... *the name is Keri and I'm oh so-so-so very.....*

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