"Hot hair?!" ..Kelly Rowland..?! Bwayahahayhahahahahahahahah..

WTF..!! The bitch ain't got HAIR..!!! Damn Bitch got that "George Jefferson" hairline..!!

Maybe she should send her GOOD friend, Serena Williams, some "Lacefront Care Tips"..??

(clears throat*ahem*)Dear Kelly Rowland:

..Bitch, you're a dumb, wack-azz slacker! You have NO talent! ..You've got "skinny-girl cellulite" legs, a fake nose, fake tits, a flat azz, AND your pussy STINKS to high-heaven!

You were JUST on one of T-H-E hottest 2011 tours, and you're STILL unable to move units. YOU IS A WACK, "PAST-TENSE FADED" BITCH..!! Your "7-noisy," fans didn't buy your CD, which means they weren't "motivated" enough to buy a ticket to see you on said 'F.A.M.E Tour'; that said, you didn't pull your own weight: you're a FREELOADER; A BUM; A HANGER-ON - you were eating from everyone's else plate! ..YOU'RE A FUCKING BUM BITCH!! Stop worrying 'bout your "store bought head" and go sell come CDs!

X,Y,"and Z"