Rihanna's "Family Values" narrated by Jay-Z....?!

(Just Priceless..)

1.) Where's the Crackhead daddy, Ronnie Fenty (committing some "crackhead crime" to support his habit, no doubt)?
2.) No commentary on/by HIS simpering, enabling wife(Rihanna's mother), Monica Fenty?
3.) No "close-ups" of our Riri wielding glass-bottles as she smashes 'em upside siblings heads?!
4.) No commentary by Jay-Z on Riri being a "singles artist" and her inability to move U.S. Retail CDs; or "Talk That Talk" projected to move less-than 200-K first week?
5.) No commentary by Jay-Z 'bout Alexis Jordan replacing Riri? Or, on Nicki Minaj being the NEW "IT Girl"..?!
6.) And lastly.. NO "statistical commentary" regarding "gestating, in-womb" crackbabies..?! Wasn't Jay-Z an admitted crack dealer who sold crack to whomever, wherever; grade-school children and pregnant women included..?! After all, as Jay-Z knows, and often reminds us: "Men lie. Women lie. But numbers DON'T lie!"

I'm sorry, just FAAAAR-too many questions than answers: FAIL..!!!

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT..!!