@Bobs re: Feb 18th, 4:46pm --

"MISSPELLED"..?! * Nervously raises hand. Red faced*

..That'll be me(Feb 18th, 1:03 pm: 'Bait' = "Bate") *Nervously raises hand. Red faced*. My apologies. I type at over 65 wpm, (and you're right) rarely proofread, and ALWAYS have my eyes - AND MIND - on at least 2-different screens (Bloomberg/reading newsletters..etc..) at any one moment.

But beyond the hurriedly spilled milk, strewed-about-the-place condiments, and half-eaten sandwiches - the "content",Sir, the "content":

1.) Is NOT what we ALL now assume to know 'bout "Feb 8th, 2009 Chrianna" all not a misrepresentation: an untruth based on a 'Cell Phone Search Warrant'? You see, I've read, many-a-time, said document, and had family members, in the legal profession, then "break it down" to/for me. You see, that's NOT her "statement". In order for a "statement" to be valid, ALL THEN PRESENT (involved) PARTIES must-must-must sign said document, namely: Robyn Fenty. That "Cell Phone Records Warrant", as seen on the very first page is signed by 2-parties: L.A.P.D Detective Deshon Andrews and Judge Patricia Schnegg.

..Not only is that NOT Rihanna's "official statement", but it contains "BAD" info: Det Andrews was NOT the "first responer" upon the scene on that Feb 8th, 2009 evening. Said "first responders" were the two female officers WHO SOLD THE PICTURES/STORY TO TMZ! That alone then badly damages their credibility and thus any that was/is found in that "CELL PHONE SEARCH WARRANT"!

..It goes without saying that "sensationalism" and 'drunken liberties with language' was fully engorged by said, two-now-terminated-from-LAPD, female officers and Det Andrews himself. As most search warrants go, they're meant to incite strong emotion, and move-to-action the reader: the presiding judge. And, as in most cases, in the "blinding fog of emotion", "bad warrants" are what usually gets cases discredited, and/or outright dismissed.

..with all the aforementioned said, I now again re-post the truth regarding the happenings of "Feb 8th, 2009 Chranna":

"Sources say Rihanna was the first one to strike -- slapping and striking Brown "numerous times" while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman. And Rihanna was fighting Brown. We're told much of this is reflected in the official police report based on what Rihanna told cops."

(..onto Miranda Lambert..)

And now Chris has a new tormentor: Miranda Lambert. Again I'll ask: where was Ms. Lambert's outrage regarding Charlie Sheen and HIS decades (plural) of misogyny?
"Show me the receipts," you now say? ..Well, here: http://jezebel.com/#!5774374/charlie-sheens-history-of-violence-toward-women

Charlie Sheen has punched, kicked, shot and stabbed his "coked-crazed way" through decades of "woman beating" only to be given, again-and-again, chance-after-chance at redemption. That "Highway To Salvation" had recently gifted Mr. Sheen with the title of "Prime Time TV's Highest Paid" - and that he was! Along the way he's also managed to collect many, many prestigious Film/TV awards.

Again I'll ask: where was Ms. Lambert's call for "public rebuke" when Mel Gibson recently punched his baby mama in the mouth, then knocking out both her front teeth, upon then holding a gun to her head - ALL WHILE SHE HELD THEIR INFANT CHILD IN HER ARMS? Here, have a look at what REAL "hate": radaronline(dotcom)/exclusives/2010/07/world-exclusive-photo-oksana-after-she-says-mel-gibson-punched-her-mouth

..I'll tell you JUST where home-wrecking/husband-steeling Miranda was, she was out with the rest of the "Trailer Park Tornado-BAIT Poor WHITE TRASH" "Tea Party" - burning President Obama in effigy - while careful not to let the acetone reduce the pseudoephedrine/ephedrine. Because, as we all know, Meth Lab Explosions are T-H-E absolute worst, and yet-even harder to explain!

X,Y,"and Z" -- "..FOREVER ON THE DANCE FLOOR..!!"