And your argument about it not being called “That Grape Juice Blog” is ridiculous and childish and it took me a while to decide whether to even justify it with a response.

But since I have the time on my hands, Perez Hilton is a self-certified and renowned blogger yet his website isn’t titled “Perez Hilton Blog”.

You’re clutching at straws now. Accept defeat and find a website that suits your needs more; this clearly isn’t, never has been and probably never will be it.