Sam, the almost-40-something-year-old Kelly Rowland couldn't have been in this video, or ANY for that matter which features, or is thus "black-love" themed. After all SHE did say: "Orlando Bloom, and men who look like him, are THE most attractive..!!"

..Safe to say, Trey does NOT resemble - not in the slightest - Orlando Bloom!

Oh, Sam, here's the latest on the vexing question on whether, the aforementioned almost-40-something-year-old Kelly Rowland will return to X-Factor U.K. - http://xfactor.itv.com/2011/news/ -- NOTHING! Which translates into: NO-SHE-IS-NOT!

..You see, Sam, there seems to be some confusion, or misinformation being employed by "Rowdogs". It was said here, uk.omg.yahoo(dotcom)/news/kelly-rowland-return-x-factor-second-year-064324707.html , that said "almost-40-something-year-old Kelly Rowland" was indeed set to return to X-Factor U.K.

Long-story short:

1.) Kelly Rowland's "Here I am" was an unmitigated disaster! She had weekly-exposure to 12-Million willing-'n-able very...(it never gets old - wait for it..) MOTIVATED U.K./European consumers, as then a weekly-seen sitting judge/mentor of up-and-coming talent: SHE ONLY MOVED LESS-THAN 150-K UNITS...!!!!

2.) Kelly Rowland was FIRED from her job as afforementioned judge/mentor of up-and-coming talent BECAUSE she had weekly access to 12-Million said willing-'n-able U.K./European consumers, and only then could only move less-than 150-K "Here I am" units.

Sam, just ONE honest question: If you were Simon Cowell, and you saw that Kelly Rowland was, by means of YOUR show, given weekly-access to 12-Million U.K./European "discretionary-spending consumers" and SHE then only moved less-than 150-K U.K./European "Here I am" units, wouldn't you then consider her a liability to the "X-Factor brand"..?? Wouldn't YOU then, standing in Simon Cowell's shoes, then put as much distance between her, yourself/ "X-Factor Brand" as you could?

!!I know I would....!!!!

Kelly Rowland's failure: given weekly-access to 12-Million U.K./European consumers, and only then moving less-than 150-K Units is the second-worse failure to be suffered upon the Pop-culture Landscape. The first was Rihanna's 'Rated R'. And should you need reminding: OVER 8-Million watched her 20/20 interview and she then badly failed too at U.S. retail sales counters; an interview that came only weeks before the release of "Rated R", and which then before then, since Feb 8th, 2009, saw her silent and unwilling to sit for an interview.

Sam, I feel it is time to unearth the fraud that is the almost-40-something Kelly Rowland..!! Sam, I will thus bring all my energies and focus to bear upon the almost-40-something-year Kelly Rowland.. God has charged me with this task. Thy will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven.

X,Y,"and Z" -- OUT..!!