Watch: Tulisa Tanks On ‘Britain’s Got Talent’

Published: Sunday 6th May 2012 by Sam

She may tag herself ‘The Female Boss’, yet Tulisa owned all of nothing during her hotly anticipated performance on Britain’s Got Talent tonight.

The NDubz star turned X Factor judge served up a live showing of her #1 single ‘Young’; and yet instead of justifying her buzz, left many wondering why she sits judging others.

Watch her (lack of) talent below…

Stiff, limp, and lifeless; no smoke nor mirror could hide the obvious: she was all sorts of wack.

From the opening note, the vocal was a shambles, while her stage presence was a pronounced no-show. The choreography…just ugh.

Needless to say, there were countless contestants on the show who delivered better and yet this is who the media champion? Rubbish.

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  1. jay May 6, 2012

    couldnt agree more with u Sam.

    what a horrible horrible performance.

    and yet she sits on a judging panel judging others and her songs gone to #1. UK needs their had testing.

    awful performance. unacceptable really.

  2. O_O May 6, 2012

    WORSE THAN ANYTHING……ANYTHING! KELLY ROWLAND HAS DONE. Kelly………I’m sorry girl …..please come back.

    The fact that Simon disappeared so quickly after the show. Only to console and reassure Tulisa she still got a job.

  3. Amy May 6, 2012

    For once I agree with what tgj has to say. It was a shambles she can’t sing live and looked a mess,and as for those shoes the less said abt them the better. Hot mess .

  4. Aaron May 6, 2012

    Its weird becuase the higher she sings the better she sounds. In her mid register she sounds weak but her upper register sounds strong. I just think she was really nervous. He can actually sing. It’s a great club song too but it’s a rip off of Rihanna’s we found love in every sense of its production and arrangement.

  5. chase May 6, 2012

    just wrong she sucks

  6. o_O May 6, 2012

    Woeful!! Her best ever live performance remains the staged duet with “Little shits”….. I think her passion to show Kelly Rowland she is “The Female Boss” should be used for all her future live performances.

  7. megan May 6, 2012

    gosh, that has to be the wackest guest performance on BGT!

    did anyone else catch David pressed his buzzer after her performance lmao

    Shambolic performance.

  8. Caribbean May 6, 2012

    Misha b is way betta than her live #fact

  9. gio88 May 6, 2012

    and someone diuring x-facto had courage to say she was better tha K. Rowland , PLEASe , Kelly Rocks , have voice , stage presence , dance skill ecc.. she has nothing , she is a new charyl cole , uk love her , not her talent ahahah

  10. Alex Thomas May 6, 2012

    It was embarrassing to watch. The Female Boss? The Female Flop more like.

  11. latifa May 6, 2012

    that hair, shoes, and ugh that outfit was horrible. she sounded like a poor goat being strangled. and how low was the key? i know artists lower the key for live versions but this was like a mariah emotions year 2012 key change

  12. kweli69j May 6, 2012

    are people surprised like?!?…absolute s***….

  13. Sallymay May 6, 2012

    “@OfficialChip

    BIG money, BIG labels, BIG writers, BIG managers etc can make you a star! But CAN’T give you STAR QUALITY. #ThinkAboutThat”

    Parrrred!!!!!! And from someone that knows you aswell.

  14. TAYLOR SWIFTS NUMBER 1 FAN!!! May 6, 2012

    Well I thought it was good. I loved her dancing, really enjoyed the song.. didnt want it to end.
    Dont see where everyone else is coming from….

  15. Dunk May 6, 2012

    the onlyl bad thing about that performance was her outfit, other than that she sang love so minumal choreo is common sense and sounded f***** amazing!!! Congrats to her for being able to do her first ever performance as a solo artist to over a million viewers!!! And even more congrats for having the NO.1 single in the country!

  16. RazB32 May 6, 2012

    She’s #1 after a “s** tape” of her leaked. All she did was give head and it was so bad he didn’t even c**.
    Then she releases a sorry video which goes MORE viral and makes everyone aware of the s** tape.
    Then releases a song saying she’s made mistakes but she basically doesnt care cos shes “Young” and people should hop off her.

    Ultimate promo for UK flops.

  17. Oh Yeah May 6, 2012

    This was real Bad! KArma for lying on Kelly’s COntestant MISHA B…

    Plus she looks fat! Her calves are the same size as her thighs.

  18. G May 6, 2012

    And she’s the sexiest woman in the WORLD? Really, FHM? Baddest b**** on a barnyard (maybe), but definitely not the sexiest in the world.

  19. Sleazy May 6, 2012

    But tulisa has proven she can sing the Titanium cover etc ! So I’m not gonna fault her but this was Rihanna level b*******

  20. Sleazy May 6, 2012

    Please don’t say this is a rip off of “we found love” when we found love sounds like every other calvin harris song

  21. pete May 6, 2012

    woooow, that was awful!

  22. LTM (Tonight Im Dressin Up For You) May 6, 2012

    It wasnt bad, it was just boring. I could barely hear her. And her outfit was beyond hideous, she should fire who ever dressed her.

  23. skintightjeans May 6, 2012

    B**** take the wigs back to the wig shop because you didn’t snatch NONE!

  24. That bey May 6, 2012

    She sucks Alexandra Burke s better

  25. Rellz May 6, 2012

    actually the vocal wasnt that bad but she can prolly dance but the choreography was just horrible and those flats ugh #DEAD

  26. AalexisR May 6, 2012

    Vocal wasn’t as bad as I expected but everything else was………………… TERRIBLE

    You can’t even put Kelly in the same essay, paragraph or page as this chad. Sorry.

  27. PINEAPPLEKIn May 7, 2012

    even rihanna sing and dance better than her…
    such a shame that she is a judge on the X factor….

  28. aishaaguilerakeys May 7, 2012

    I’m not familiar w/ her work, but to crown oneself the “female boss”, you have to bring it, something she doesn’t do. The outfit is horrible, the voice awful, and that sure as HELL wasn’t dancing worthof a “female boss”. Even Riri can do better. Wack.

  29. Saetana May 7, 2012

    Her vocals sounded fine to me, this was a somewhat stripped down version of the song. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t exactly like the song but I cannot see what TGJ are sniping about, nothing new there then. As for stage presence, she is used to being one amongst three, not on her own, I’m sure she will grow into it. She was better live than either Rihanna or Katy Perry, as good as Rita Ora in fact :oP

  30. Dev May 7, 2012

    That must be the worst performance i have ever seen! All is forgiven Ms Cole, all is forgiven! I bow down Rihanna!
    There was nothing good about this, the production was horrid, the “dancing” was lame and bad stripper like, the outfit, and yes dem damn flats – hair, make-up… urrrh! it just screamed amateur, almost as if someone was doing a version of her but for some reason at the end she looked pleased. The little amount of credibility she thought she had is gone

  31. KylieciousRevolution May 7, 2012

    Did I just saw a dresschange from long to short and this is not the Eurovision? Sorry Tulisa, I gave you some credit, but this performance is way underneath my standards of being a female boss…

  32. ghana May 7, 2012

    i can c tulisa trying to copy kelly’s xfactor performance outfit.remember kelly ripped off the skirt and was left wit shorts n a bra dats wat tulisa did here

  33. tank May 7, 2012

    @taylorswiftfan

    your a funny little hermaphrodite. You have the nerve to talk about janet with titty gate and her prowess as an entertainer?
    All the while praising that bobble headed boring ass b**** you stan for with that dumbass look on her face, with the same guitar, and same sad song about all the guys in hollywood who have run through her p****?
    All the while praising this s*** who only got to number one with this s***** song by showing the world her real talent. Sucking d*** and c** guzzling???

    You are such a racist git. You need to keep the jacksons out of your mouth. When you love these white whores, with marginal talent.

  34. Deji May 7, 2012

    Listen to Afrodisiac by Teni! She’s the new Sade!

  35. georgia23 May 7, 2012

    The dancing and choreography was HORRIBLE. But I didn’t think her voice was that bad… Then again I haven’t heard the original soooo… I like the raspy tone of her voice and she’s not bad looking at all. But that dress….. OOOOOOOOOH ratchet, ratchet, RATCHET.

  36. VLB May 7, 2012

    worst performance I’ve seen since Cassie on 106&Park years ago…… shocking.com

  37. TAYLOR SWIFTS NUMBER 1 FAN!!! May 7, 2012

    @tank
    you call me racist and then say “white whores” You seem very hateful to be honest.. the typical racist I would say.
    People who call others racist are normally racist themselves. Look inside yourrself.. Your obviously full of hate… you only have to look at the words you’ve used to fo see that.
    I can love who i want, you’ve no power over me… hate to break it to ya!

    Who hasnt made jokes about janets boobs? Everyoneeeeee has! The same with tulisa’s s** tabe.. Twitter was non stop of jokes about it.

    Oh and btw.. I love how Taylor gets you made.. but you know what.. Stay mad!

  38. YOOSONDALOOSE May 7, 2012

    WOW, horrific performance.
    She is terrible.
    100% agreed with TGJ.

  39. tank May 7, 2012

    @taylorswiftheshe

    for your information i am white. I was pointing out your hipocracy on the subject of talent, misteps, and race.

    They are white whores. Deal. Your free to like whores all you like baby he/she.

    I just find it interesting you go in on janet for ONE time in an over 20 yr career mistep. But this slag, who ONLY made it to number one gets a pass? Really. Which is worst a breast showing, or a b**** gargling c** for a hit?

    Your the one who is hateful son/daughter. I’ve also seen your comments on other black perfomers like michael, and beyonce. You have a problem with people who are not chalk white like you. Look at what you say and do, and stop trying to analize me you third rate oprah.

    Your the hateful hypocrite. Grow up you entitled, predjudiced, little git!

  40. tank May 7, 2012

    like i said daffy, your free to love those white whores. No one is mad. Just you dont get mad when you get called out hypocrite. Enjoy taylor’s “songs” about getting banged out by her latest famous beau. And enjoy this b**** dripping jizz on a microphone.

    Just watch what you say about real artists, and you wont get called out.

  41. Dev May 7, 2012

    I cannot stop watching this hot mess. Everything about it screams Katy Price. Car crash t.v at its best.

  42. TAYLOR SWIFTS NUMBER 1 FAN!!! May 7, 2012

    Lmao. Find a comment on A beyonce post I’ve made? Because I’ve not made one, and defo not a negative one.
    Also, based on because I didnt bring up the s** tape on this bgt blog.. you call me racist… And yeh I did talk about her boobs showing.. but guess what.. it was a bog about the superbowel, which incase you didnt know .. she got her tits out.
    Of course the s** tape is worse, but she obviously didnt want that to go out did she? while the whole boob thing with janet was planned.. No one thinks that wasnt meant to happen.
    Your clearly looking for things that aint there.. Plus no comment I’ve made on here has been insulting.. unlike your comments.. and if your white.. Im an alien from planet lala

  43. Ty’Ma King May 7, 2012

    Urm, I’m sorry but did anyone clock her face at 0:53?

    She thought she was hot with that stiff white girl wine ahahahahahhahahaha.

    I got all sorts of life from that mess of a performance…

  44. Saetana May 7, 2012

    I thought her vocals were good, lol, found out elsewhere that she was miming! Totally gone down in my estimation now, other than Cheryl Cole and Britney I tend to assume most people are singing live – if Rihanna and Katy Perry can sing live (even if its not great) then I damn well expect the rest of them to! Got to agree about her styling, those flat shoes were hideous – not because they were flat but because they looked like something an 8 year old would wear to school. I understand needing to wear flats for beginner dancers but she should have gone urban for her dress and worn trainers or boots, this would have looked much better. If she wants to wear dresses she will have to either learn to dance in heels or do us all a favour and not bother ;o)

  45. JORDAN IS THE BEST May 9, 2012

    SHE HAS NO TALENT. JUST A BOTTLE OF FAKE TAN FOR HER LEGS

  46. JORDAN IS THE BEST May 9, 2012

    misha b is 200 times more talented than tulisa.

    why did simon cowell make her a judge? a mess!

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