JUSTIN BIEBER = GURRRRRRL, I SERIOUSLY CANNOT!!!

KATY PERRY = JUST ANOTHER POPULAR BUT TALENTLESS POP BITCH. WHAT ELSE IS NEW.

KELLY CLARKSON = ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED LIVE SINGERS OF THIS GENERATION. GET IT K.C

NELLY FURTADO = JUST GIVE ME A SONG THAT WILL HAVE ME RUSHING TO THE STORE, KNOCKING DOWN EVERY NIGGA IN MY WAY, TO PURCHASE YOUR C.D THE WAY "LOOSE" DID BACK IN 2006.

FLO-RIDA = LMAO.