READ TO THE HIGH FUCKIN HEAVENS!!! HAD TO REPOST THIS!!! "238k isn’t impressive sweetheart. And quite frankly the fact that THESE are Rihanna’s “best” debut #’s is downright sad. She’s supposed to be some kind of “It” girl, yet she can’t do at least 400k? Even fads like One Direction are wiping the floor with her. And let’s see how hard she tumbles next week.

“Reign”. LOL! No dice. She’s lucky that this is 2012, because her penchant for modest tallies and slow climbing sales would have gotten her dropped if this was ten years ago. Hell, Rihanna wouldn’t have even been able to exist back then. But with the overall bar so low these days, today she can. It’s like throwing the grading curve in a class where everyone (including her) is failing. You must be so proud.

But hey, Rihanna is known for mediocre #’s…so even though these are STILL mediocre, I guess you have to congratulate her for moving up from D- to a plain D.